COUNCILLOR BURNS GENITALS FOR CHARITY
Councillor Dennis Meddings was admitted to Froghill General yesterday after suffering severe burns to his scrotum. His injuries were sustained during the weekend’s charity football match between teams from the Town Council and the Froghill Chamber of Commerce.
Speaking exclusively to the Observer, the Councillor’s wife, Shirley, said: “My husband has been hospitalised following injuries to his testicles and inner thighs. These resulted from contact with the caustic lime used to mark the football pitch.”
“The patient is as well as can be expected,” added Mrs Meddings, wryly. “As he is unable either to sit or lie down, he has been suspended from a tubular frame in the hospital burns unit.
"His doctors are advising rest and a complete lack of sexual stimulation.”
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