THE CLASSIFIEDS
PERSONALS
Batman seeks woman to hang out with. B. Wayne, Box 17.
Clumsy gymnast seeks teacher to correct her exercises. D. Tension, Box 51.
Elderly lady, fit but absent-minded, is looking for a young man to….erm….what was it, now? Something, anyway. Daisy, Box 110.
Heavy smoker (m) seeks similar for experiment with sausages and cheese. Phil Morris, Box 21.
Last jelly baby in the bag is waiting to be eaten. JB, Box 142.
Man with tawse seeks woman to drive home. Mr Whippy, Box 35.
Man with crabs WLTM woman with interest in crustaceans. Mr Nippy, Box 152.
Middle-aged man, GSOH, seeks woman for a laugh. Mr Dippy, Box 89.
Will you let me suck your lollipop? Mr Lippy, Box 113.
Woman, 28, sexy, chic, good looking, WLTM wealthy but indiscreet businessman for blackmail. Foxy, Box 62.
Woman with large chest seeks gentleman for support. C. Morgan, Box 47.
Youthful policeman WLTM uniformed female with a taste for truncheon meat. L.O.L.O., Box 126.
10/02/06 @ 06:33