HOTEL WEEKENDS ARE THE CAT’S WHISKERS
A Froghill hotel plans to cash in on the The Pink Panther remake by offering themed weekend breaks based around the world’s most polished pussy.
Leo De Lyon, manager of the Catkins Lodge Hotel, said the weekends were the brainchild of his secretary Kitty, adding that, in his opinion, they were "the cat’s whiskers".
The centrepiece of the weekend will be Saturday's feline fancy dress evening, in which ladies will be expected to wear catsuits and gentlemen will be required to don tails.
After being given time to scratch the furniture, guests will then enjoy a sumptuous banquet of both wet and dry catfood, washed down with unlimited saucers of milk.
The evening will culminate in a spraying contest, offering participants the chance to win an all-expenses-paid holiday for two in the Catskills.
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