THE CLASSIFIEDS
PERSONALS
Balloon enthusiast seeks breathy female to give him a blow and then tie the knot. Airey, Box 69.
Cowboy says: "I'm itchin' fer a purdy l'il cowgirl so I can git me a bit of the udder". Lonesome Tex, Box 681.
Horologist with dodgy ticker requires the services of a devoted clockwatcher. Lord Cutglass, Box 12.30
Human dynamo seeks female who does not shock easily. Sparky, Box 67.
Man, 41, addicted to oranges, seeks appealing woman to take the pith. M. Jaffa, Box 552.
Narcissistic woman, 21, WLTM reflective man to mirror her interests. I. M. D. Best, Box 1.
Rabbit fancier, m, seeks f with big ears, prominent teeth and sweet nature to be his honey bunny. Warren, Box 29.
Seeking a woman with many a mickle to complete me. Mr Muckles, Box 78.
Shoe fetishist would like to step out with well-heeled woman. Mr Buckles, Box 214.
Violent bastard needs to someone to give a good slapping to. Mr Knuckles, Box 59.
Woman with stripey top WLTM man with spotty bottom. D Perkins, Box 63.
Woman with mussels seeks man with big winkle. Shelley, Box 44.
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