LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sir,
As someone who regularly cycles down Buckminster Close, I feel I must rise up in support of Froghill Council’s stand on Mr Snoad’s penis (Observer, August 28th).
Every time I go past on my bike, the prospect of seeing his oversized phallus forces me to pull down my helmet. This makes it very hard for me and I’m frightened that one day I might come off as a result.
Moreover, during the daytime, there are usually children out in the Close, playing with their balls against the fence which borders No. 2. Now I ask you, is this massive erection the sort of thing we want our youngsters to see?
I'd like to make it clear that I am not just one isolated busybody spouting off. Many Withering residents will agree that Mr Snoad's outrageous member was in need of raising publicly.
Now that this issue has come to a head, I can only hope that Mr Snoad will heed the Council’s notice and start behaving like an upright citizen.
Yours indignantly,
Richard Wadd
Withering
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