NO LITTLE SQUIRTS AT FOUNTAIN CHALLENGE
There will be blowouts aplenty this weekend when hundreds gather for the highly esteemed Froghill Fountain Challenge. Organised by the Froghill Rearend Aquabatic Club And Society (FRACAS), the annual event draws fountaineers from around the country.
Saturday’s event will involve anally absorbing a half pint of water before projecting it over a bar into a glass on the other side. The bar will be progressively raised until a clear winner is found.
Top prize will be a bronze casting of the winner’s posterior fashioned by internationally-acclaimed sculptor Arsene Svinkta. There will also be four runner-up prizes of an all expenses paid weekend for two in Pratt’s Bottom.
Event organiser Rear Admiral Sir Arthur Bumley said: “We’re hoping that Saturday will be a jolly good day out. Besides the fountaineering, there’ll be sideshows, rides for the kids and a beer tent where the adults can go and get rat-arsed.”.
27/09/06 @ 10:54