MAN GETS HARD ONE IN PANTS
A Froghill father of four got more than he expected when he unwrapped the underpants his wife had given him on Christmas morning.
For as Giles Mildew, 32, slipped his hand inside the Jockey ‘Slim Guy’ briefs, he noticed that they seemed to contain something long, heavy and hard.
He said: "My fingers closed around something fleshy and when I brought it out I saw that I was holding a pig’s snout.
“The wife was astonished,” said Mr Mildew, “she’d never seen me pull anything that firm out of my pants before.
“I dropped it pretty quickly, I can tell you,” he added.
Sharon Nugent, personnel manager for Knix-U-Like in St. Alfege Street, said the firm had investigated the incident. "We can only assume that the item in question had been sold to a member of the farming community and then returned to the shop for a refund," she said.
“Though that doesn’t quite explain how the briefs and their contents came to be repackaged and put back on display.
“As a gesture of goodwill, we’d like to offer Mr Mildew a replacement pair with our compliments. And, of course, we’d be more than happy for him to keep the snout.”
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