COUNCIL TO HOST CRAP MEETING NEXT MONTH
Families in the Mungo Park Road area are waiting to find out which of two extensions to the methane processing plant will be built on their doorsteps.
Two rival firms, Royal Flush and All Cisterns Go, have tendered bids to expand the facility.
Dennis Meddings, spokesman for Froghill Council, said all details would be revealed at a public meeting next month.
The Slurry Hygiene and Integrated Toxic Treatment Extension Review (SHITTER) meeting will take place at Froghill Town Hall on Friday, February 16.
"We understand the public’s concern,” Councillor Meddings told the Observer, “but we really have no option, we simply have to increase the capacity of the plant.
"The trend towards healthier eating and high-fibre diets, as well as an increase in the number of curry houses open for business in the Froghill area, means that we are seeing a massive increase in the amount of effluent requiring treatment.
"The proposed plans have been made available for public viewing at the Town Hall, and we encourage people to go along and have a look. Our bidders will be there at next month's meeting and people will be able to express their opinions at that time.
“So far, both plans have their group of dedicated supporters," said the Councillor, 'so, one way or another, February 16th will be the day the shit hits the fans,” .
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