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From the pages of the Froghill Observer

by tadpoles @ 2007-01-23 - 08:17:50

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

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Dear Sir,

I write in response to your story ‘Dogs to Sniff Groins in Public' (Observer, January 19).

While I applaud the new law and firmly believe that, in the interests of hygiene, underwear should be changed at least every month, there is an issue here which no-one seems to have taken onboard.

As someone who has spent her life around dogs, I can assure your readers that prolonged exposure to underwear fumes can be fatal. Anyone who has ever watched an innocent creature slowly asphyxiate as it falls prey to Pernicious Animal Nasal Toxicity Syndrome (PANTS) will agree that this is a horrible way for an animal to die.

Thus, while our boys (and girls) in blue might be ridding us of a social evil by using sniffer dogs to detect the unclean, they are unwittingly risking the lives of their canine colleagues as they do so.

For those of us who are not willing stand by while innocent creatures sniff themselves to death, more information and a petition can be found at www.muzzlefresh.org.

Every signature counts.

Yours etc.,

Belinda ‘Buffy’ Bulle-Mastyffe

Withering

The Editor replies:

Do any of our readers have an amusing or heartwarming story about PANTS? The Observer will pay £10 for each one published.

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deleted user [Visitor]

24/01/07 @ 19:20

Sir,

May I make it quite clear that I am very conscientious about the state of my underwear.

Every morning when I rise I throw my underpants at the bedroom wall. If they don't stick I wear them another week.

This method has served me well for many years and with a little judicious use of scented talcum powder reduces the need for me to own an inordinate number of pairs of jockey Y fronts.

I recommend it to anyone inexperienced in the management of underwear.

Yours

Major Hugh Startling-Grope DSO DFC PTFE(ret'd)

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