WIN A WEEKEND IN RUNCORN
What a washout! Here at the Observer, we've teamed up with Flushaway Holidays to offer one lucky reader the chance to win a fantastic family weekend at a colonic irrigation centre in Runcorn.
The exclusive Runcorn Irrigational Norming and Sluicing Experience is a firm favourite with TV celebrities like Rearenders star Barbara Windors and Crap Gear presenter Jeremy Klaxon.
For the winning family, the top drawer treatment starts just as soon as they walk through the door. On arrival in RINSE, they will be treated to complimentary pomagne and a canteen lunch. They will then be escorted to one of the centre’s premium-grade evacuation suites where, with expert assistance from RINSE clinicians, each family member will be able to examine everything they’ve just consumed.
This fabulous prize includes off-peak bus tickets to and from Runcorn, 4-berth caravan accommodation, meal vouchers, two irrigation sessions (including washback and scouring), a choice of hoses and a bottle of bespoke disinfectant. Each family member will also be presented with a souvenir T-shirt bearing the message ‘I got the bum’s rush in Runcorn’.
The winning family may choose to take their weekend any time between the 2nd and the 5th of March, 2007.
For a chance to win this once-in-a-lifetime prize, simply call the Observer competition botline on 0372 44444 and answer the following question:
*Which Shakespeare play features a character called ‘Bottom’?
Lines are open 24 hours and calls will be charged at £37 a minute.
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