BEAUTY QUEEN TO LIVE LIKE A PIG - AND IT'S ALL IN A GOOD CAUSE
Miss Froghill 2006, Swansdike girl Laetitia Brandybuck, is to be the model for the new Save The Tapirs campaign.
Sultry brunette Laetitia, who won the Miss Froghill title after allowing the chief judge to see inside her blouse, said she was really thrilled at the news.
“I’m really thrilled at the news,” she said.
Her appointment marks the beginning of The Appreciation and Recognition of Tapirs Year (TARTY) which is intended to raise awareness of the pig-like mammals and the impact they have upon the modern world.
Laetitia, who turned 19 only last week, will spend the year wearing a gold lame bikini and a prosthetic snout. For the next 12 months, she will feed exclusively on a diet of leaves, buds and twigs while living in a special mud-filled enclosure in King Street.
“I really love tapirs, they’re just, like, soooo cute,” said an overjoyed Laetitia, “and I don’t believe any of that stuff about them causing global warming and hurricanes and things.”
“That’s just the kind of stupid prejudice I’m trying do put a stop to,” she added.
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05/02/07 @ 09:21