THE CLASSIFIEDS
PERSONALS
Bad Scottish poet seeks partner to make things verse. W. McGonagall, Box 255.
Beer drinker with 3.5” floppy seeks computer literate female to stiffen his resolve. Bruce Droop, Box 66.
Bell ringer, m, goes like the clappers, seeks f to give him a good pull. Mr Ropey, Box 131.
Flat-footed quack in sailor uniform WLTM female for whom a duck would not be out of the question. Donald, Box 244.
Grammarian with loose vowels seeks woman with tight Rs. I.B. Foree, Box 172.
Man with no sense of distance seeks woman to go all the way. Mr Hopi, Box 372.
Man with wire brush and Dettol seeks scrubber. Mr Soapy, Box 176.
Middle-aged man with gaping crack seeks young woman in plaster. Phil McCavity, Box 215.
Pothead Pixie seeks Little Weed for joint venture. Mr Dopey, Box 54.
Trainspotter, f, would like to get hitched to man who’s on the wagon. Anna Racque, Box 158.
Woman with big spanner WLTM man with large nuts. Tess Tickle-Turner, Box 122.
Woman with empty sausage skin seeks man to put the meat in. Phillippa Casing, Box 29.
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