‘CASH FOR BUMS’ POLICY A SUCCESS - COUNCIL
For the first time since records began back in 1763, there are no longer any homeless people in Froghill.
That was the message this morning from Froghill Council, who said the achievement was due to their policy of rounding up vagrants and selling them into sexual slavery.
Speaking exclusively to the Observer, Councillor Dennis Meddings said: “This is excellent news and demonstrates just how committed we are to promoting social exclusion.
“It has taken us a little under two years to clear these layabouts off our streets,” he continued, “and the benefits will be felt by everyone, as the Council plans to use the money to recruit more traffic wardens.”
When asked who the buyers of our homeless population actually were, the Councillor was heard to mutter: “Who cares, just so long as we’re rid of the bastards?” before turning on his heel and walking away.
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26/02/07 @ 09:18