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by tadpoles @ 2007-03-01 - 05:28:28

VOCAL GROUP OFFERS SINGING BEREAVEMENT MESSAGES

Being the bearer of bad news is never easy, but a Froghill women's trio have hit upon a novel way of helping you do the job.

Acapella group ‘A Spoonful of Sugar’ will help the medicine go down by popping up at a relative’s home or workplace and breaking the news of a loved-one's death or injury in three-part harmony.

Founder member Bonnie Donegan said: "The idea came to me after my hamster fell out of his wheel and fractured his skull. A neighbour phoned me at work to tell me.

“If only that news could have been broken more gently, I’m sure the grieving process would have been nowhere near as protracted.”

The trio’s repertoire includes the Doors’ classic The End, along with Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks, Don’t Fear The Reaper by the Blue Öyster Cult, M*A*S*H theme Suicide Is Painless and Megadeth’s In My Darkest Hour.

As an added bonus, if your tragic news involves more than one person killed or injured, ‘A Spoonful of Sugar’ will sing a second song free.

Prices range from £45 for news of hospitalisation to £150 for motorway pile-ups. Phone Bonnie on 0372 48815 or email BonDon@shitmail.com

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