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From the pages of the Froghill Observer
by tadpoles @ 2007-03-18 - 06:52:08

JELLY BABIES PUT MAN IN HOSPITAL

A senior citizen was admitted to Froghill General yesterday afternoon after he crashed into a confectionery warehouse in Mungo Park Road.

Bob Smallpiece, 87, of Traubert’s Heath, was driving a green and white Triumph Herald which left the road and ploughed through the front wall of Sugar and Spice at around 5.20pm.

Mr Smallpiece suffered serious injuries when his car ruptured a bulk container of jelly babies which poured through its open sunroof and engulfed him.

Police suspect that faulty steering linkage on the 38-year-old vehicle may be been to blame for the accident.

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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18/03/07 @ 07:40

Did he eat his way out?

Biting the heads of the all the black ones first?

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