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by tadpoles @ 2007-03-26 - 04:41:27

STUDENT STIFFS COMPETITION TO WIN PLACE IN FINALS

A 19-year-old from Swansdike has made it to the finals of a nationwide contest to be crowned Mr Penile Dementia 2007.

Martin Stickman, a second-year Geography student at Froghill College, will stand up against nine other hopefuls on April 1 at Fukham Hall in London in a bid to win the coveted title.

Martin claimed his place in the finals after achieving 4 separate erections in 47 seconds during the semis in Cleethorpes last week. He then went on rotate his member through 360° before finishing with a hands-free double twist manoeuvre which left the audience gasping with disbelief.

Asked for the secret of his amazing versatility, Martin claimed that he merely “imagined Berlin Sheraton sitting in a Sinclair C5 while playing a pink oboe” and that the rest came naturally.

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normalguynormalguy pro
26/03/07 @ 04:45

lolol :))

MunzlyMunzly pro
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26/03/07 @ 08:33

Best of luck to Martin, I'm sure all his "hard" work will pay off.

Incidentally, nice Goon Show reference with the "pink Oboe" :)

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