POLICE RELEASE DESCRIPTIONS OF CLOWNS
Froghill Constabulary has released the descriptions of two clowns who forcibly subjected a man to their antics in Friar’s Lane, Traubert’s Heath, on April 15.
The victim was walking alone at 9pm when the pair emerged from a small yellow and red car with steam issuing from the radiator.
One of the pair held the man pinioned, while the other tweaked his nose, threw a bucket of confetti over him and filled the front of his trousers with whitewash. Both assailants then repeatedly parped a squeeze-bulb horn before bumping into one another and running off in the direction of the Fox and Hounds.
The first clown was of medium height and was dressed in a white, one-piece suit with black pompom buttons down the front. He was wearing a pointed hat and had a tear drop painted onto his left cheek.
The second clown was of chubby build and had a big, red nose, a painted mouth and large black crosses pencilled over his eyes. He was wearing baggy checked trousers held up with braces, a revolving bow tie and size 62 shoes.
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19/04/07 @ 05:42