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From the pages of the Froghill Observer
by tadpoles @ 2007-04-25 - 05:27:39

STARS GIVE RECTAL SUPPORT

More stars have signed up to help raise money for a new rectal scouring unit at Froghill General.

Signed photos of Rearenders actress Barbara Windors, Crap Gear presenter Jeremy Klaxon, footballer Frank Lampost, rapper Nifty Scent and Froghill's own bladder squeezer Ginger Benbowe will be going under the hammer at the Town Hall on Friday May 4th.

They add to an already star-studded list which includes Harrison Fart, Manlie Barrilowe, Mariah Scarey, Lucy Liuroll, Victoria Feckham, Dame Judi Drench, Wayne Looney and Jenson Mutton.

Auction tickets, priced at £782.50, are available by phoning 0372 45678 or logging on to www.bumscrape.org.

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25/04/07 @ 05:50

No doubt all members of the Nobbled Ordure of Rorty-bats. - or should that be the Nibbled Odor of Naughty-bits? :)

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